Re: incident last night between 12am and 3am
Dear Jack Barnes,
Last night's unfortunate episode has management concerned. In recent months, we've been very pleased with your sleeping habits. However, in the last several nights you've demonstrated an unwillingness to be soothed by common methods. Your parents are understanding and accommodating when it comes to the occasional bad dream or teething episode. Last night's schenanigans defied all parental logic. You've never required such exhaustive measures before, which has management wondering if some additional sleep training might be helpful? To babysit a previously well adjusted toddler for several hours in the middle of the night is simply not good use of management's time, and the need to do so in he future will likely reflect poorly in your trainee file. Parental bragging rights about having a "good sleeper" are in danger of being rescinded if a return to normal sleeping behavior is not noted promptly.
Sincerely,
The Management
We have our fingers crossed that it is just a phase!!!!!
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