I must commend my Dad on his unparalleled concern for my safety. This "Blankie Seatbelt" is one of those ideas that might have been good in theory, but my wiggle ability was
clearly underestimated. Maybe that ottoman in front was to serve as a fail-safe, should I escape? Fortunately, Mom saw my substandard restraint, and insisted on direct parental supervision. Perhaps this is why we are issued mothers? True, Dad is more fun, but Mom's snuggles are what are unparalleled around here...
No comments:
Post a Comment