Dear Tenants,
The current facilities have been found lacking, and I've decided to personally supervise a commode replacement in your downstairs powder room. The sound of the one lady (Mom) flushing over and over without success is becoming somewhat of a nuisance. The sanitized cursing and thinly veiled threats against the previous commode are also unacceptable. We will all miss the confused and embarrassed looks of visiting house guests, but their comfort must override our need for entertainment. Please stay tuned for information regarding future improvements, which I am all too happy to oversee.
Signed, The Management (Jack)
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