Dirty?

Dirty Rice? More like Dirty Trick! When mom asked me if I wanted to help make dinner, I thought my culinary talents were finally being called upon. Sitting here holding an empty box and a cucumber are NOT going to get me a guest spot on Iron Chef. Ultimately I ended up wearing the empty box on my hand like a useless lobster claw, which mom thought was hilarious. She's so easily entertained...



Have a great weekend everyone!

Jack